Pranking

Alert reader Peter B. writes:

Does the Radio Off The Dial Guy have an opinion on prank calls made by radio stations?

Yes I do, assuming you’re referring to the Dec. 4th incident in which two announcers from an Australian radio station called the London hospital where Prince William’s wife, Catherine, was being treated for acute morning sickness. The callers impersonated Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles and were put through to the ward by a nurse who was later found dead by suicide.

So — a bad day all around. According to CNN:

The Australian Communications and Media Authority, the country’s media watchdog, on Thursday opened a formal investigation into 2Day FM’s broadcast of the prank call.

“The ACMA will be examining whether the licensee has complied with its broadcasting obligations,” said chairman Chris Chapman.

The station’s owner, media network Southern Cross Austereo, pledged Tuesday to donate at least 500,000 Australian dollars (US$524,000) to a fund for the nurse’s family.

I’ve always believed that radio broadcasters have an obligation to program “in the public interest, convenience, and necessity.” That language comes from the Communications Act of 1934 and it’s been widely interpreted over the years. My simplistic definition: what the public wants to hear, needs to hear, and ought to hear.

By “needs and ought,” I mean news and information. As far as I’m concerned, since I teach radio journalism, these are the most important reasons to be a broadcaster.

But most radio outlets are in the entertainment business, which is used as a tool to sell things and make money. Prank calls, like shock jocks and other exemplars of low culture, are all means to that end.

As a society we can decide what the limits are when it comes to selling things and making money. This often butts heads with the notion of free speech, but in the case of (for example) cigarette advertising in the media, it’s a trade-off we’re sometimes willing to make.

Prank calls on the radio? Far down on the list.

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Field Recording Tips

The students are out recording postcards. Here’s some practical advice based on over 35 years of making boneheaded mistakes when out recording in the field.

Always wear your headphones.

Check your equipment before you go out. (It’s a good idea to do this on the bench outside the Equipment Room) Make a test recording. Check to see cables are working properly (move them around while talking into the mic; listen for intermittent connections). Make sure batteries are fresh, extra batteries are packed, recorder is formatted and ready to go.

Double-check those switches on the side of the Olympus LS-10 recorder. Low Cut should be Off, Mic Sense on High. The only time you would switch Mic Sense to Low would be in a super-loud situation (a club, subway, concert) where levels are still too high even with the Rec Level thumbwheel almost all the way down.

Be aware of your environment. If it’s very noisy, ask to move the interview to someplace quieter. Listen for wind noise. If you hear the wind making a low rumbling sound in your headphones, go to a more sheltered spot. Try not to do an interview with music playing in the background — it will be impossible to edit.

Not all noise is immediately obvious. Our brains tend to “tune out” certain sounds — air conditioners, trucks idling, refrigerators humming. Just remember: the microphone can’t tune these out, and there’s no magic filter to remove them later in Pro Tools.

Sometimes, however, a noisy environment is exactly what you want. Just get in close with your microphone — and be sure to record the ambience by itself without anyone talking over it.

Always glance at your recording levels and adjust them as necessary. Even a single-person interview in a quiet location can have variable levels as the subject’s energy level changes.

From Jeff Towne, transom.org: “As a rule, record as loud as you can, without clipping. Watch your meters carefully, and be ready to adjust them (gently, gradually!) on the fly if your meters are reading too high or too low. It’s better to err on the low side than the high, quiet levels are easier to fix in the mix than those with distorted peaks, but recordings made at too low a volume can also be problematic.”

Be aware that the volume in your headphones can mislead you. You may have the headphone level cranked all the way up and think you’re making a great recording when in fact the actual audio level is very low. Always look at the meters.

The closer you get the better it sounds … and the louder it gets as well! When you move in close, be looking at the meters and adjusting levels as necessary.

Go to where the sound is. If a chef is demonstrating, for example, how to slice an onion properly — don’t be standing six or even three feet away! Get permission and put your microphone right on top of that chopping board, as close as you can without being physically in the way.

Microphone handling noise is a low frequency sound that’s transmitted to your recording when you move your fingers or adjust your grip on the mic. This often happens when moving the mic back and forth between interviewee and reporter. The solution: move from the elbow, not from the wrist.

Cable noise is similar: the microphone cable is rubbing against something and those physical vibrations are traveling up the cable into the microphone and onto the recording. The solution: make an S-loop of the microphone cable and hold it in your hand as a strain relief (see picture). Any vibrations will be absorbed by your hand before they get to the mic.

From bodmas blog, Keith Peter Burnett

Always double-check that the time display on the LS-10 is counting up and the Rec button is not flashing (solid red).

And always, always wear your headphones!

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Audio Postcards

Credit: DNAinfo/Patrick Hedlund

My class is currently producing short audio postcards on assignment.

What, exactly, is an audio postcard? It’s a mini-documentary in sound about a place or an event. Think of it as a vignette. It should use writing, interviews and ambience to transport the listener to the middle of the sights, sounds, smells, and mood of the story.

News stories are most successful when they’re about change or conflict. The audio postcard is usually not hard news but it’s no different. Ideally there is a struggle of some kind, or something at the end of an audio postcard has changed from the beginning. It might be an individual in the story who’s accomplished something, overcome an obstacle, learned something or been transformed in some way. Or it could be the event itself that has evolved. The story might be about a process, where we follow something from beginning to end. Whether change or conflict, there has to be a reason for someone to want to listen to an audio postcard.

I’ve heard great postcards about simple things: a barista taking an order, making a cappuccino, and delivering it to the customer; about a worker cutting down tree limbs in Prospect Park; about a bunch of guys playing dominoes on a street corner; about the scene at a Mr. Softee ice cream truck.

In addition to conflict or change an audio postcard has to have strong actualities, compelling sound and appropriate writing. You’ll want to find interesting characters, record lots of ambience and produce your best writing for the ear.

Make sure you get close-up sound as well as more distant ambience. Avoid having to use “you had to be there” sound that’s so nondescript it could come from anywhere. Remember the field recording demo we heard in class … the closer you get the better it sounds.

A postcard to study is Robert Smith’s “After the Blizzard, Navigating New York’s Puddles.”

Smith Biggest Puddle

It’s an admittedly slight piece about people getting their feet wet in a huge, icy puddle. Nevertheless it tells a story, uses sound beautifully, and despite being less than three minutes has five different voices and one change of scene. The writing is superb, with simple but descriptive sentences and a touch of humor (“But for the out-of-towners stranded on the curb, this seemed like the Bermuda triangle.”) Most of all it’s about struggle … and at the end something has changed.

In addition to the piece itself I’ve attached the script, formatted with our script template. (Notice the running times at the bottom of each page.) Please give it a look and a listen.

Smith Biggest Puddle script

 

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How Sound

I often tell students that good radio/audio journalism is about good storytelling. If your piece is boring, people stop listening. If it doesn’t have a point, they feel cheated. If your narrative is confusing or badly worded, listeners lose interest.

Above all you have to be a proxy for the listener and address the question, “why should I care?” A good news story makes us care. Otherwise it can make you feel like you’re trapped at a party with someone telling you in detail about a recent medical procedure. You only pretend to listen out of politeness; in truth, you wish that person had an off button.

The Public Radio Exchange (PRX) is all about good audio storytelling. Its web site is where you can find, not only great radio programs, but a bi-weekly podcast on how to make them. It’s called How Sound, and if you’re in this profession you owe it to yourself to subscribe. Even if you’re only mildly curious how radio is done, it’s worth a listen.

Truthfully, I wish many of these podcasts had been posts here on Radio Off The Dial. Hats off to producer Rob Rosenthal, who clearly has way more free time than I do.

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TLDL

Two weeks ago my friend and British expat, Peter B., alerted me to a BBC radio program he thought I’d be interested in. As usual he simply sent a link with no explanation:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00g15x3/Selected_Radiophonic_Works/

And Peter was right — this is the sort of thing I enjoy. As a student at St. Olaf College I spent hours and hours fooling around with tape loops, recorded noises, tape delay echo and such in the studios of WCAL. I even submitted some of it as an art project (oh, the hubris of the young.) My record collection had a sizable electronic section, varying in quality from excellent (Wendy Carlos) to terrible (the Zeet Band plays Moogie Woogie).

So, eager to hear all about the BBC’s Radiophonic Workshop, I clicked the link. Which led me to — a three-hour documentary.

Three hours! I didn’t have three hours; I didn’t have one hour. Who does?

The Beeb doesn’t let you download from its web site unless the program is a podcast, which this isn’t. Yes, I could have streamed the program and captured the audio on my Mac with the excellent app Audio Hijack Pro … but I was frankly too unmotivated (okay, lazy) to set that up.

By the time I had time to give the matter any further thought … the program had “expired” from the BBC web site.

So, regretfully, file this one under TLDL — Too Long, Didn’t Listen.

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A very busy morning

This past April I paid tribute to Marion Watson, former station manager at KUOM, the University of Minnesota radio station that gave me my first real radio job. Just yesterday her name came up again, on the distribution list at the end of a KUOM Discrepancy Report I found in a box of memorabilia.

Here it is (interpretation to follow):

At 11:00 a.m. that Tuesday KUOM (770 on your AM dial) has been on the air for half an hour. Marty Croze is the engineer on duty in Master Control, an elevated cockpit from which he can see broadcast and production studios on all sides.

Betty Girling (BTG) is just finishing a chapter from whatever novel she’s reading, in installments, on Tuesdays. Betty is a remarkable woman, head of the Minnesota School of the Air (which deserves a blog post — if not a book — all to itself).

Studio Four, where she sits, is a largish room which can accommodate four or more people on mic. Those microphones are switched on and off only in Master.

Sitting in nearby Studio Three is Curt Oliver, the station’s music director. Usually a student announcer would be handling the continuity chores between the morning programs so it’s likely he or she had called out that day and Curt is filling in.

Curt’s studio is a fully-equipped broadcast booth, with a Gates mixing console, microphone, turntables and tape playback, if memory serves. But its output goes through the Master Control board and can be turned off if necessary.

So Betty winds up her show, with something along the lines of “…and there we leave our story for today. See you next week.” At this point Marty starts the program’s pre-recorded close on cart (“cart:” a plastic shell that housed an endless loop of tape, not unlike an eight-track.) Nothing happens.

Pause. Dead air. While Marty scrambles to find the problem, Curt realizes the cart’s not working and decides to read the close live. He opens his mic and says “You’ve been listening to Betty Girling, reading…”

At that moment, Marty finds the button on the board that should have been on and hits it. The audio from the cart now mixes with Curt’s voice. A moment of panic — what to do?

Well, you could fade out the music on the cart and let Curt finish. Or you could go for option two: kill the input from Studio Three and let the cart finish. Which is the option Marty chooses.

Meanwhile, Betty sits silently in Studio Four, her On The Air light still illuminated. She may or may not be pressing her cough button. At some point Marty realizes she’s still live and kills her mic.

He also remembers to restore the feed from Studio Three so Curt can read the “weather, etc.”

All of this transpires in less than a minute.

I’m not sure who Janet is, but sometime during Betty’s program Curt or Marty discover her taped show is incomplete and Curt pulls some records to fill the next fifteen minutes with classical music (the only kind of music KUOM plays).

NPR’s Modular Arts service provides five or six short arts-related features each week, fed from Washington down the 5K phone line and recorded at each station. It’s my job to keep all the Mod Arts tapes, with their cue sheets, in order in my office. Clearly someone else must have switched the cue sheet (ahem).

Steve Benson is in charge of classroom lectures, which basically means recording a professor in his class (it was always a “he’), editing it, and putting the lecture on the air. Students can tune in and receive college credit. As I recall one of the classes Steve chose to broadcast was “Madness and Deviant Behavior in Ancient Greece and Rome.” I think half a dozen students signed up for it.

Strolling through the midst of all this is “Vici,” actually Vicki Lofquist, a reporter and documentary producer. She probably wants to make someone a courtesy dub of one of her programs, but now is not the best time.

The “left 300 in the record room” on which Vicki’s tape sits is an Ampex model 300 tape machine. There were three or four of them lined up in the room next to Master, usually taping feeds from NPR.

A very busy morning, indeed. I wonder where I was during all this?

This just in:

“I’m almost certain that Janet is Professor Janet Macy. She was an Ag extension specialist. We regularly would take a live feed from the “farm” campus studio some time in the morning. She would do a short interview show. Don’t remember the show title. It was rare that she would produce anything on tape.”

Thanks to former KUOM engineer Wayne L. for the memory jog.

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Worst disclaimer ever

The other day I was listening to 1010WINS for news examples to play for my Journalism class when suddenly this bit of noise spewed out of the radio:

Disclaimer 4.6 sec

Before you could say “What the —,” it was followed by a truly annoying ad for Fiat of Manhattan. Something about a new Fiat 500 for “only $99 a month.” So that burst of gobbledygook was actually what I refer to as the fine print — but placed before the ad this time, rather than at the end.

In a previous post I’ve ranted about this egregious type of audio deception: legalese that’s been sped up digitally to squeeze the maximum number of words into the minimum amount of time. It’s deceptive and it’s insulting. It’s the advertiser saying to the FCC, “Screw you. You want these words in the ad? Here they are. Nyah-nyah-nyah.”

Subtle (and not so subtle) digital time compression happens a lot more often than you’d think. Radio commercials that run, say, a second or two long when they’re produced are routinely put through an algorithm on the DAW that brings them to exactly 30 or 60 seconds (or :29, or :59) without altering the pitch of the voices or music.

The longer the source material, the more undetectable this trickery becomes. Back in the days when audiobooks were mastered in analog and released on cassette, the maximum tape length a duplicator would allow might be 47:30 (this varied from company to company). So if your Side One ran 47:55 you could either go through the whole thing and cut out a gazillion little pauses … or load your master onto a workstation, run it through the Sonic Solutions TimeTwist® software, speed it up by three to five per cent, and record it back onto tape. If you were lucky, no little digital artifacts would result and your editor would be none the wiser.

Now comes an age when “undetectable” doesn’t matter. It’s more like, “let’s just get this over with.”

But the feds require the advertisers to put this language into their ads for a reason. It’s information the consumer needs to know to make an informed choice. When it’s not possible to understand that information, the spirit (if not the letter) of the law is being violated.

Hello? FCC? FTC?

Anyway, back to Fiat of Manhattan. Since I happened to be recording 1010WINS I had a copy of the disclaimer … all 4.6 seconds of it. I loaded it onto my ProTools workstation and ran it through Avid’s TCE (time compression/expansion) plug-in. It required a bit of trial and error to make sense of it but I finally produced this:

Disclaimer 10.7 sec

That’s twice the length of the “original”! Despite the many digital glitches, this is what it appears to say:

“Tax, tags, and MV fees additional. Thirty-nine month, ten thousand mile lease for qualified buyers includes zero security deposit and all incentives. See dealer for details. DCA number 1177856.”

DCA number 1177856. Hmm…

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Carlos Fuentes: Beneath the Mask

I honestly didn’t know much about Carlos Fuentes, who died yesterday at age 83, when I agreed to work on a radio documentary about him. It was 1984, I was out of a job (having just been purged from NPR) and spending most of my time alternately on my couch in Arlington watching MTV or, when I felt particularly active, playing miniature golf. So when Bob Malesky called to ask for my help on his Fuentes project it wasn’t hard for me to clear my calendar.

Some context may be in order: NPR had committed to producing a thirteen-part series to be called Faces, Mirrors, Masks: Twentieth Century Latin American Fiction. The list included all the usual suspects: Marquez, Fuentes, Borges … and some not-so-usuals: Clarice Lispector, Elena Poniatowska, and Miguel Angel Asturias, for starters. Because Nipper had gutted its arts department in the 1983 financial meltdown, all the actual production work was done by a stellar lineup of independent producers around the country.

Since Bob and I were in DC we did our mixing at NPR headquarters on M Street. It was close to deadline for the programs to be sent to distribution and I thought it odd there didn’t seem to be anyone in charge. Jo Ellyn Rackleff is listed as “Series Executive Producer” in most catalogs but I never saw her. Supposedly Frieda Werden was Series Producer, but she was busy doing two shows of her own — Poniatowska and Lispector — and we didn’t see much of her either. Mostly we spent our time down in the studio trying to whip the Fuentes program into shape.

Bob Malesky recalls:

I had an interview with him that went two hours and ranged over the course of his life and work. I’ll never forget his artistry, his blazing intelligence, and his warmth. …

It was a joy to produce, too. I remember we dramatized a scene from “The Death of Artemio Cruz.” I got the amazing Richard Bauer from Arena Stage to act the role, but I also needed SFX, specifically the breathing of a dying man. Lars Hoel had a bad cold that day, so I recruited him. He lay down on the table in studio 3, we lowered the Neumann to within an inch or two of his mouth and just let him rasp. Those were the fun days of radio production.

They were fun [cue Springsteen "Glory Days," fade in warm, bring up full at post] and that’s almost as sad as the passing of such a great man. For just as we’ll never see the like of Fuentes again, it is equally doubtful that NPR will ever commission, much less distribute,  another series as ambitious, as highly-produced and as necessary as FMM.

What’s more, NPR seems to have forgotten Faces, Mirrors, Masks ever existed. It’s not mentioned on their web site tribute to Fuentes. You can’t find the programs to buy or even to listen to anywhere. Not in the NPR Shop, not in the Wireless catalog, not even on Audible. Gone, expunged.

Shades of 1984, indeed.

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Site Mainteneance

We’re trying a new audio plug-in, one that will make it possible to listen on mobile devices as well as computers. Here’s a snippet from one of Tokyo Rose’s World War II broadcasts … let’s see if I can hear it on my iPad.

Tokyo Rose Broadcast

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Herb and Charlie’s Big Day

Yesterday was the 75th anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster. The iconic German airship, filled with volatile hydrogen, exploded in flames while mooring at Lakehurst, New Jersey on the evening of May 6, 1937. Thirty-six people died.

Today is the 75th anniversary of the news report that brought that tragedy so vividly into homes and workplaces across the country the following day. Many of us who’ve listened to Herb Morrison choking back sobs as he describes the unfolding horror may have assumed it was originally a live broadcast. Not so. (All Things Considered made the same mistake on its 60th anniversary report in 1997.)

Herb and engineer Charlie Nehlsen were sent by WLS in Chicago on a promotional junket for American Airlines to capture the event for later broadcast. In those pre-magnetic tape days the recorder used 16-inch transcription disks, actually cutting grooves into the wax surface. It had to be absolutely level and isolated from any vibrations. In fact the explosion caused the cutter head to jump out of the groove and Nehlsen quickly had to reset it. All in all a remarkable intersection of technology and history.

Herb and Charlie flew back to Chicago with the disks and got their amazing audio on the air locally that night or next morning (accounts vary). Because WLS was an NBC affiliate, portions of the recording were heard on the Blue network the next day — despite the industry’s ban on using recorded material in any news broadcast.

There’s much more information from research done by Dr. Michael Biel of Morehead State University … including the interesting conclusion that the recording we’re used to was actually a bit fast! Dr. Biel says Herb Morrison had a deep, “smooth and easy” voice. You can read all about it here.

And here’s the audio, courtesy of the National Archives:

Hindenburg

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